MY FAMILY IS ALL I HAVE
Your Majesty,I was stunned to receive the following e-mail from Amazon. It suggests readers of your splendid tome might be interested in a story of escaping the Nazis and surviving Communism. Although your father seemed stern at times, I don't believe he had any ambitions to invade Poland, and I don't believe North Norfolk has been in the grip of anything more radical than the Lib Dems. I am therefore rather confused, but thought you may wish to be informed.
Seasons greetings
[Name to be inserted once he tells me it's OK to]
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Greetings from Amazon.co.uk,
We've noticed that customers who have expressed interest in King Nicholas and the Copeman Empire by Nick Copeman have also ordered My Family Is All I Have: A British Woman's Story of Escaping the Nazis and Surviving the Communists by Helen Alice Dear. For this reason, you might like to know that this book will be released on 4 January 2007. You can pre-order your copy for just 5.59GBP (20% off the RRP) by following the link below.
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I could be onto a winner here. If it turns out to be a big seller, perhaps mine could grab a few much-needed sales off the back of it. Although technically it said people had "expressed interest" in my book... not actually ordered a copy. I mean, Andrew is often expressing interest in women down the Two Lifeboats, but that doesn't mean he actually gets anywhere with them. Anyway this is the link (which I've modified to include my Amazon referral code, so I'll hopefully earn enough for a couple of bags of Transform-a-Snacks and a can of Irn-Bru for every copy bought).
Received a tip-off from Andrew that