TASTY STAMPS
It is with great pleasure that I announce the launch of the first Copeman Empire stamps, created by esteemed philatelists Mark Valentine and Colin Langeveld. 300 have been printed - with perforations and everything - so if you'd like one, email me your address and I'll send you a postcard using one*. I'm not sure whether UK Royal Mail will accept CE stamps as payment, so don't blame me if you have to pay on delivery, or if it doesn't turn up at all.The thing Andrew is most impressed with is the taste. He says the gum they've used is much nicer than Royal Mail's.
*While stocks last and I can still be bothered.
STOP PRESS. I HAVE NOW RUN OUT OF STAMPS.
