Running an empire is an expensive business - all sorts of unexpected costs crop up and, without the benefit of a civil list, it all tends to put quite a strain on my already precarious financial situation.

When Baby Face and I set up The King's Trust, it was all about helping other people. But when we used to turn up at toasty-warm old people's homes and hand over tubs of cash to happy OAPs relaxing in armchairs, eating cake and watching Countdown, we started to wonder which was actually the more deserving charity case - them or us? After some careful consideration, we decided it was us.

You can help - even a small donation can secure a civilised existence for me and Baby Face, affording the little luxuries in life, such as Taste the Difference ready-meals, chauffeur-driven limousine rides and dashing bespoke suits. We'll keep you updated on how we're using your money, here on this site, just to reassure you that we're not squandering it.

Baby Face and I are often to be seen collecting for the King's Trust in Sheringham town centre, and other towns across the UK, but to make it easy for you, we can now accept payments online, through PayPal. Just click on the big link below. Really big donations could result in a Knighthood.

Thank you for your support.


HM King Nicholas I

RECENT RECIPIENTS OF KING'S TRUST FUNDING:

It's not all me, me, me. People in need, need never leave the Empire empty handed... (i) It turns out there is such a thing as a free lunch (ii) We supply free clothes for creatives.

If you think you might be eligible for funding from the King's Trust, please email, to have your circumstances assessed.